🔑

People will stab you in the back

And ask why are you bleeding.

Come cuddle 😘

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

kimkardashiangameproblems: “ Waiting for energy ”

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

laceamoureux: “Intimate Love ♥ ”